the littlest

i am Miss Bongsu in the family. usually, mommy and daddy would love the littlest the most (get what i mean?). funny thing bout Mrs. Mom and Mr. Dad is they love to complain. they complain about Mr. Geek and Mr. Unsure i.e my brothers. they complain about Mr. Geek and Mr. Unsure's wives. they also complain about Mrs. Smoker and Miss Hospital-lover. and they also complain about one another. and when they do these complainings, they complain to everybody, but usually the everybody would be me.

recently, Mrs. Mom has been complaining a lot about Mr. Unsure. everyday something about him ada ajer kuar. a lot of stuff like 'apa nyer anak' kuar. and of course, it is Miss Bongsu yang dengar. so Mrs. Mom said she wont do anything for Mr. Unsure anymore. so she says this every single day. she says she misses Mr. Geek in Japan and his wife and son. i know this cause duh, i'm the avid listener. so nyways, back to Mrs. Mom not wanting to do anything anymore for Mr. Unsure nie. so the bantings go on and on... but hahaha, this morning: i.e like 2 hours ago, she was busy cleaning up Mr. Unsure's room. she says "her son" room needs to be nice. so the cleaning goes on with Mr. Dad in the scene. Mr. Unsure left home early in the wee hours of the morning to go to somewhere only god knows. Guess who else had to join the party of dust? Of course Miss Bongsu.

Amboi amboi.... anak ni lah yang kena sapu nie, angkat tuh, tolak nie, tarik tuh, cabut nie, taruk tuh. pastu ada hati nak cakap Miss Bongsu nie 'anak tak guna'. that's the privilege you get when you're the mom. you get to bitch about your sons and daughters every single day, calling them horrible names, disown them for a minute and own them back in another, give and take back allowances, lock them up in their rooms, or even tie them up with a belt at the gate under the scorching sun (things like these do happen, based on experience). but urgh, as a professor with a PhD and the pangkat from a Sultan, boley tak be consistent? as in consistent with what you say? boley tak jangan bercanggah dengan idea sendiri?

back to the Mr. Unsure and Mrs. Mom story... sebenarnyer, Mrs. Mom nie agak pilih kasih gak ler. Yang Mr. Geek and Miss Bongsu ni KONONnya dimanjakan, BULL!!!! but whatever lah kan.. it is Mr. Geek and Miss Bongsu gak yang can depend on themselves to do whatever. geeez... dah dah.. kita lak yang komplen, sungguh hampeh