Friday the 13th

So everybody loved my last entry.. muahaha.. disgusting right? Yeah yeah i know.. but apa salahnya? we're only humans.. and it's only human nature to let out what nature intended for us not to keep.

I was wondering you know.. how guys have the upper body strength, naturally. Meaning they can do push ups just like that or lift things. And by things, i also mean people. How easy it is for a guy to angkat a girl or another guy. Cam we see damsel in distress right, and hero comes by and save her. She'll be knocked unconscious though, then the hero would lift her in his arms, so effortlessly. If i were to angkat Nawaal camtuh, sure dah jatuh. But that's where the romatic part comes lah kot. Kalau a guy cannot angkat a girl, than rather bosan lah citer love story semua tuh right.

Reason terpikir this thing actually came from not being able to do manly push-ups. Then one thought led to another. Cam masa kecik2 dulu, babah selalu angkat naik bilik kalau tertido kat depan tv. But masa tuh logically, i was little and babah was big. Now i'm almost his height but much much slimmer. Then i had piggy back rides, but those do not require much strength pun. Other than that, I think Ipan angkat me once when i was knocked by Benadryl and so dia angkat camtuh ajer. Like i was a cat. And mind you i was extra heavy those days...

It's unfair guys have more upper body strength. But aritu Nawaal said, tak apa. They're not that strong. Women can carry around a child in their belly for 9 months. Ada ke guy ley angkat baby camtuh.. pastu siap susukan after that.. Hehehe... muahaha! Now i feel empowered, but pikir balik.. i would feel empowered bila dah pregnant lah kot. But then i dont want to feel empowered cause nyusah ajer bawak budak dalam perut ke hulu ke hilir. Nanti budak dah kuar nyusahkan orang lak, like i was when i was little. Muaha. but then again, mak chak yang jaga so no biggie to mak and babah..

Anyways, biarlah the guys have the upper body strength. Women have the brains so we make the guys do the work around.. coolness. Just the way it's meant to be... woohoo

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