logical deduction

This entry is a tribute to people who have trouble holding 'it' in... I think I have an explanation for these poor unfortunate souls trouble to hold 'it' in.

Surely you wonder what is 'it'? Hmm.. before i further explain my so-called logical deductions for the day, I am warning to thou my reader, that this post will be a bit disgusting. Maybe not a bit disgusting, may be A LOT! So, ahead of time.. i am sorry if i offend anybody. But excuse: Human nature lah buat salah kan.. tsk tsk. So lets sambung..

"It" (noun)
1. An often audible discharge of intestinal gas; fart
2. The waste product secreted by the kidneys that in mammals is a yellow to amber-colored, slightly acid fluid discharged from the body through the urethra; urine
3. Waste matter eliminated from the bowels; excrement; feces

Why i talk about these "it"s?
Reason 1: My friend recently commented on another friend's inability to hold it number 1.
Reason 2: I used my brain
Reason 3: I think it's pretty logical.
Reason 4: To appear intelligent.
Reason 5: WHY NOT?

So.. here's my findings.

It is hard to hold your fart anytime cause it's gas. Maksudnya, zarah-zarah your kentut bergerak dengan pantas. So susah nak tahan dari keluar sebab gas travels the fastest. So oftenly, kalau you feel like nak buang angin but tahan camner pun, susah saaaangaaat. Last-last keluar jugak. Sometimes bunyi, sometimes tak.. but apa-apa pun.. memang akan keluar. Takyah force pape, dia keluar jugak. Walaupun tahan camner pun. The cause: gas bergerak dengan pantas.

Secondly, it's a bit easier to hold ur kench than to hold ur gas is because it's liquid. So zarah-zarah dia gerak perlahan sikit. BUT sikit ajer.. but actually, kita tahan nak kench berdasarkan kebesaran pundi kencing kita. BUT to stick to the topic, kita tahan bagus sket when we wanna piss is because the molecules don't demand much speed.. We just need an initial force ajer, then they go with the flow, hence the piss.

Thirdly, it is the easiest to hold the big it. Why? Cause dia adalah pepejal. But kalau kita kena diarrhea, dia laju sket cause dia agak cair (ewww!). But kadang2, kalau tak cukup air.. dia lambat sangat nak kuar. And then we have to use force, sometimes huge forces to get this BIG IT out. Right or not??

I shared my insights aritu with this certain friend of mine.. her name will not be enclosed. Nawaal, if you're reading this, good for you.

So to all my dear friends and readers, dont feel bad if you cant hold any of the it in for a long time. It's part of nature's course for our body to survive. Yeah, embarassing tu mestilah tapi.. but if say accidentally you let IT number 1 go.. just smile, say "excuse me", and hopefully people will laugh their heads off. But if they don't laugh, ask them if they've never farted before. Cause if they never do, they're not human. So now, you can laugh at them..

Anyways, that is that. Selamat hari raya aidiladha people!!