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Vatican ‘crucifies’ Madonna’s Rome act

So the Roman Catholic Church condemned Madonna of blasphemy for her concert act. What did she do? She held a mock crucifixion of herself complete with a thorn-crown. She even invited Pope Benedict to her concert. But I don’t think he went. Sigh. I wonder why she can’t act out the crucifixion while movie and documentary makers can. Did these people get a green light from the Church? Is Madonna too much of a heretic? Macam-macam in the news ma.

When size DOES matter

Yeah you guessed it. It’s about the male gonad. But hey, it matters because nowadays males cannot find a good fitting condom for their sexual intercourse. So the British, who surveyed this issue (yeah the British love doing wonders with their time) said that ill-fitting condoms come off or split during sex which leads to unwanted pregnancy and a much more stressful population. So it says that MEN and WOMEN are reluctant to talk about condom sizes because they are embarrassed to discuss penis size. Well, condoms come in different shades, types and SIZES.. so everybody out there please be informed. It’s no use doing it without doing it the safe way.

Super-rich Tax Dodgers

Super-rich human beings own large sums of money, simple right? And when the time comes, it’s TAX TIME! Tax time is like kryptonite to these super-richs. Billionaires in the US.. Haim Saban (Mighty Morphin Power Rangers TV show owner), Walter Anderson (telecom owner) and Robert Wood Johnson IV (don’t you love the numbers in names) are names in a subcommittee report who tunneled their earnings to banks in the Caribbean. Not minute dollars but millions. This is their strategy not to pay that much to the IRS. Smart huh? But not too smart cause they all got busted. Sigh. I’m sure there are super-rich Malaysians but I hope they’re not doing the same thing…

SAW on STAR MOVIEs

Okay, I am such a geek. Sorry!!! So tonight on STAR Movies Channel 42 on Astro is SAW. Hehehe, creepy disturbing movie bound to haunt your joints. I like the movie and I recommend it!

VIRGO

You’ve been waiting for inspiration to tackle problems. That comes in the form of the sudden events triggered by the Full Moon and the even more urgent need to reassure others that things aren’t really as bad as they seem.

Okay that’s all from the SUN – telling it as it is.