TELL ME, which one is it?

So which is it?

Birds of a feather flock together.
Opposite attracts.

Friends are sweethearts.
Friends are assholes.

You should get married only after you get to know each other for at least more than 1 year.
You should get married whenever you and the other you wants to.

Cemburu tandanya sayang.
Cemburu tandanya tak percaya.

Marriage is the final chapter in a relationship.
Marriage is a new beginning.

Ayam sedap.
Ayam tak sedap.

So which is it?

EVERYTHING DEPENDS!

Everything depends on SOMEONE, on SOMETIME, on SOMEWHEN, on SOMEWHERE. It all depends.. depends.. depends..

Can anybody defy this ‘depend’! Doesn’t the world want to be standardized? With standardized processes, standardized rules? No ah? Then why bother making rules? Making proverbs? Making puns?

Cause it’s fun? Cause it’s something to do? Cause there is SOME truth?

Well, if everything DEPENDS, it’s totally unfair! It’s unfair unfair unfair! It gives people the gedik right to say “I TOLD YOU SO”.

So the world has this unofficial dictionary of phrases and words to demotivate everyone, is it?

Gosh Ija, so negative today. Don’t mind me, I’m just using my brain, 100% of it since the 10% brain usage fact is actually a myth.. but then again, it depends.